One Step Closer to Convincing the Greater Chicagoland Area that I am a GIANT LESBIAN

In a moment of frantic cleaning, I consolidated all our recycling into the silly hand cart, ready to be taken to the Co-Op at any moment. To get it a step or two closer, I even put this monument to hippie-dom on the back porch. Sir Neighbor came over and volunteered to take some of it in for us yesterday.

His reason: "I feel like I live next door to a colony of Lesbian winos."