Inherently Ridiculous

Nuggets of Wisdom, Bowls of Preponderance. Ashing on Your Floor Since 2003.

1.26.2006

Signs of Impending Dhoom

1. increased back lameness
2. irritability
3. weird spotty vision
4. feeling like I'm getting a cold
5. withdrawl from all
6. inability to concentrate fully
7. more sleep need due to physical weariness
8. less food consumed
9. more cigerettes
10. inability to handle people -- needing to be alone
11. jaw tightness
12. chewing holes in my checks
13. wating more psychic space
14. wating more physical space too
15. old memories slamming into my head unbidden, unwanted
16. unspecified self-loathing
17. wanting to throw myself into oncoming traffic, a wall, etc.

Oh, and I have atypical cells on my uterus.

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